Dear World, 

Please stop talking about the Bachelor.  I don’t watch this show, but I know it’s a reality show – and therefore, there’s no reason that everyone from the girl ringing up my groceries to Good Morning America’s hosts should be spending so much time talking about.  

Boy meets girl.  Boy dumps girl.  Girl cries.  Boy moves on to new girl.  This really isn’t anything new, people.

Thank you.