Charlie Mackenzie: “Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?

Stuart Machenzie: “Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

–quote from So I Married an Axe Murderer


While we have been looking for jobs the past couple of weeks, our efforts have been a bit sidetracked as we’re getting on with this whole wedding deal. I think that’s a valid excuse, don’t you? In any event, not all of our spare time has been focused on job hunting – we have been getting in some face time with Mr. Television.

And, damn, if cable isn’t incredibly addicting. And yet incredibly ridiculous. (I am an equal opportunist.) Having gone a year without cable was good for the mind, I must say. However, to have it back is comforting. Like this morning, I woke up and watched a bit of Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion on TBS. Of course, I channel surfed between the Food Network and Bravo. Nothing like a quick dose of Rachael Ray and Tyler and Top Chef.

Then, JP and I checked out some MTV. (Here’s where the incredibly ridiculous comes in.) They were showing a marathon of So You Think You Can Dance. Later, we tuned in to find Tila Tequila doing her best version of Flavor of Love. Flavor Flav she is NOT. How is it that in today’s tv world I find a cartoon dog more appealing, funnier and a better actor than a real person?!

What is wrong with TV!!??? Waaaa!!!!!

It’s all good, though, as we really need to get off the couch and get our a**es employed.