Afternoon, crowded mall, food court, sandwich shop

JP: Turkey sandwich, please.

Girl at counter: Any cheese or sauce?

JP: Yes, please. Swiss cheese, and mayo.

Girl: And any salad? (toppings)

JP: Lettuce, onion, tomato.

Girl: There’s mayo on there.

JP: No, tomato.

Girl: I put on mayo.

Random guy: Tomato (toMAHto).

Girl: Oh!

JP: Thanks.